BASEBALL
“Fucked her, fucked her, fucked her.”
-Babe Ruth, pointing at different parts of the stadium with his bat
“Pro tip: If you never take time off, you can save up a bunch of days for one big vacation.”
-Cal Ripken Jr
‘Team’ Player Hits Solo Home Run
There is no ‘I’ in ‘baseball,’ but there certainly is a ‘team’ in ‘baseball team,’ so it’s baffling that Atlanta Braves first baseman Milan Kucan decided to launch a 3-1
Hear Us Out: Replace The MLB Pitch Clock With A Time-Sensitive Hostage Situation
You know what takes too long? Baseball. You know what would fix it? Kidnapping people from the stands, putting a gun to their head, and starting a countdown, so hear
It’s MLB Opening Day! Now Where’s The Goddamn Remote?
The crack of the bat echoes through the park. The barely warm spring sun pokes its head out to bathe the loyal fans in its promising light. Ah yes, the
Is Cancel Culture To Blame For Canceled Baseball Games?
Well, they really did it. Baseball games have been “canceled.” Typically the season would be underway already, but we have to wait till Thursday this year? Thanks Biden. I wish
Kevin Costner To Play The Ball In Upcoming Sports Movie
Kevin Costner might be the only actor to have played both sides of the battery, first as catcher in 1988’s “Bull Durham,” and then as pitcher in 1999’s “For the
This Day In Sports History: Woke Infiltrates Baseball
The Woke Mind Virus. We laughed when brain-dead celebrities first introduced it. We wept when our government’s biased insistence on a “liberal” arts education spread it to our innocent children.
Philadelphia Phillies Becomes First MLB Team Not Allowed To Sell Souvenir Bats
In the lead up to this past weekend’s big series against the Nationals the Phillies President Andy MacPhail announced last week that the Phillies’ stadium would begin selling 26” souvenir
The Waco Wackos And 5 Other Ill-Timed MLB Expansion Teams
Sadly, sometimes teams have to change their original name due to it being found offensive, or demeaning in today’s society. And, some organizations with love in their hearts and only