BASEBALL

“Maybe this year I’ll finally go up in the Arch.”
-Yadier Molina, on his 18th year living in St. Louis

“You ever feel like you were born in the wrong era and play for the wrong team and live in the wrong city?”
-Mike Trout

“Fucked her, fucked her, fucked her.”
-Babe Ruth, pointing at different parts of the stadium with his bat

An Apology From Our Editors: Lou Gehrig Did Not Get ALS From Eating Too Many Baseballs
In the rush to print, publications must balance due diligence with experience. Regrettably, we at Sports Riot failed to do so on June 3, 1941. The editors at Sports Riot

Mookie Betts And Three Other MLB Player Names That Make Me Feel A Little Racist When I Say Them Out Loud
Jimmy LaRue here! And, I’ve got to get somethin’ off my chest. Gone are the days I could list a bunch of ballplayers without having to worry about offending certain

Olympics Shown On White Sox Score Board To Entertain Fans
Good news!! To increase attendance, Guaranteed Rate field is now showing the Olympics on the scoreboard at White Sox games! White Sox home games are being marketed as Olympics watch

Opinion: How Much Ritalin Am I Allowed To Give My Child So He Can Appreciate My Baseball Card Collection?
These Gen Z kids. They can’t pay attention to anything longer than a TikTok, let alone a whole baseball game. So, to fully enjoy my rare baseball card collection, it

Cubs Excited To Announce Wrigley Field Bleachers Mostly Piss Free!
Hey Cubs fans! The Cubs front office is pumped to announce that the Wrigley Field bleachers are almost 100% mostly piss free! Through the hard work of the Wrigley grounds

This Day In Sports History: Babe Ruth Calls Own Death
June 29th, 1932: It was game three of an away series with the Chicago Cubs when George Herman “Babe” Ruth — a day after “calling his own shot” — called

White Sox Really Proving You Can’t Win ’Em All
The 2024 season may only be almost four months in, but already the Chicago White Sox have gone above and beyond to teach the old children’s axiom “You can’t win

Opinion: Babe Ruth Didn’t Need Steroids To Be Great, He Just Needed Hard Work And Systemic Racism
People these days. Everyone wants to talk about Josh Gibson all of a sudden. I have two words for you: Babe. Ruth. Hitters these days, too… People say, “What about





