It’s only a ‘gambling addiction’ if you lose.
– Michael Jordan making small talk with his phlebotomist while donating plasma
Do you believe in Magic?
-Magic Johnson psyching up his paid team of Immunologists
It takes a village.
-Nike CEO John Donahue on the amount of underpaid Bangladeshi children it’ll take to launch the new Fall line
What I’m doing is a lot more impressive when you consider the fact that I’m paralyzed from the waist down.
-LeBron James on playing through injuries
Just call me ‘Heir Jordan.’
-Michael Jordan’s son before being backhanded by his father
Oh, come on! That’s a flop.
-Grayson Allen after snapping an opposing player’s neck
-Kawhi Leonard on rising interest rates and quantitative easing
It’s like owning human NFTs.
-Mark Cuban on owning an NBA team
Oh… oh, God. Don’t say that. That’s so depressing.
-Evan Mobley upon being told he’s the hottest thing in Cleveland right now
I’ll do it by myself if I have to.
-Jimmy Butler, on teamwork
How many rings does he have?
-Shaq, on Frodo
Ever try to have sex with one of your thoughts?
Please take your shoes off in my house.
-Dennis Rodman to a guest getting into his car