Quotes
“Well they don’t work that good, I’ve fucked my bed 14 times already.”
–Anthony Edwards, on the Olympic Anti-Sex beds
August 7, 2024
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July 19, 2024
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“I will play for any West Coast team that will also draft my son as first pick and allow me to still live in Beverly Hills that isn’t the Clippers.”
–Lebron James, on his free agency
July 19, 2024
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“Did Michael Jordan ever win back-to-back play-in games? That’s what I thought.”
–LeBron James
July 19, 2024
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“Don’t say I never spoil you fellas!”
–Steve Ballmer, handing out Microsoft Zunes to his players
July 19, 2024
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“I taught Bronny well.”
–LeBron James, on shamelessly switching teams the moment you start losing
July 19, 2024
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March 28, 2024
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“I have just learned what goes on at truck stops.”
–James Harden, on why he’s switching careers
March 28, 2024
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“To this day he’s the only man ever to beat me one on one.”
–Michael Jordan, on working with Wayne Knight while filming Space Jam
March 28, 2024
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“It’s really hard to believe I made it to 40,000.”
–LeBron James, on the number of times he’s faked an injury
March 28, 2024
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“My lawyers have informed me to refrain from using the common idiom ‘BANG, BANG’ as it’s no longer a good look for me.”
–Ja Morant, continuing to own guns
March 28, 2024
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