Quotes

–Shaquille O’Neal, somehow a halftime analysis

–Joel Embiid, on leadership

–Kyrie Irving

–LeBron James, wearing glasses

–Shaquille O’Neal, unprompted

–Kevin Durant, at his own surprise birthday party

–Michael Jordan, leaving a two-star Yelp review at IHOP

–LeBron James, concerned conference call with ESPN

–Michael Jordan, making small talk with his phlebotomist while donating plasma

–Magic Johnson, psyching up his paid team of Immunologists

–Michael Jordan’s son, before being slapped by his father

–LeBron James, on playing through injuries

–Grayson Allen, after snapping an opposing player’s neck