Quotes

“Buying a horse is not the loophole you’d think it is.”
–Tony La Russa, on his five horse-DUIs
November 21, 2023
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“I’ve never knowlingly taken steroids, performance enhancers, or played baseball.”
–Barry Bonds
November 21, 2023
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“If we’re still ringless when we’re forty, let’s just get traded.”
–Mike Trout and Shohei Ohtani, making a pact
November 19, 2023
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I think my translator was confused.
-Shohei Ohtani on why he agrees to pitch, DH, and play outfield
March 6, 2022
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I hate when people say baseball is boring if you’re sober. I’m hammered right now and still bored to tears.
-Tony La Russa, White Sox Manager
August 16, 2021
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I place my son 20 feet in front of me and I bend the ball around him. And if I hit him? He knew the risks.
-Clayton Kershaw, how he practices his curveball
August 10, 2021
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It’ll be nice to have something entertaining there.
-Cubs Fan, on concerts returning to Wrigley Field
July 31, 2021
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