Quotes
June 15, 2022
March 28, 2022
I think my translator was confused.
-Shohei Ohtani on why he agrees to pitch, DH, and play outfield
March 6, 2022
I hate when people say baseball is boring if you’re sober. I’m hammered right now and still bored to tears.
-Tony La Russa, White Sox Manager
August 16, 2021
I place my son 20 feet in front of me and I bend the ball around him. And if I hit him? He knew the risks.
-Clayton Kershaw, how he practices his curveball
August 10, 2021
You ever feel like you were born in the wrong era and play for the wrong team and live in the wrong city?
January 1, 2021
-Mike Trout
Fucked her, fucked her, fucked her.
December 4, 2020
-Babe Ruth, pointing at different parts of the stadium with his bat
Pro tip: If you never take time off, you can save up a bunch of days for one big vacation.
July 4, 2020
-Cal Ripken Jr
February 12, 2020
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At first I thought why is everyone running so slow?
-Jackie Robinson, on his first game in the MLB
November 4, 2019
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