5 Things To Know Before You Don’t Watch The World Series
The groundswell, desire, and anticipation for the October Classic has reached null critical mass with the Yankees-Dodgers World Series kicking off tonight! In what promises to be 4-to-7 games void of any adrenaline-must-see-excitement, Sports Riot is here to tell you everything YOU NEED TO KNOW about this match-up before you completely ignore baseball’s finale entirely.
- Home-run King Aaron Judge developed the cure for cancer this past month, but unfortunately it only works on fruit flies. The media won’t cover it. Super disappointing.
- Stanley Kubrick directed the very first World Series on an L.A. soundstage, and none of the remakes have lived up to the original.
- Jimmy Kimmel won’t be hosting the World Series this year. If you are looking for that acerbic wit and no-holds-barred political commentary you have come to love with your baseball broadcasts, you will have to stick with old Vin Scully recordings.
- Shohei Ohtani’s gambling debt has eclipsed $100 Mil on the baseball black market. Eagle-eyed fans are on the lookout and expect Ohtani to take the field at some point with only nine fingers.
- Finally, the MLB was founded in 1903, long before happiness was invented.
If you enjoyed this list, look out next week for the top 7 parasites to contract instead of watching Bronny James!
