Report: Dak Prescott Throws Another Horrible Interception Despite It Being Bye Week

Reports are confirming out of Dallas, TX late yesterday evening the unthinkable: Dak Prescott, last Sunday, somehow threw another terrible interception despite the fact the Cowboys’ had the week off.

While many league insiders believe Jerry Jones wanted to suppress the story until now, others are coming to Dak’s defense.

“What was thought to be impossible IS possible,” said head coach Mike McCarthy. “But that’s Dak for ya – always grinding, no days off.”

The NFL’s Statistics and Figures Office has officially updated Prescott’s interception total to “7” as opposed to the “6” he had entering the bye week. However, his “games played” number hasn’t moved.