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Stephen A. Smith Currently Developing First-Ever Hockey Bad Take
Deep inside ESPN labs, legend Stephen A Smith is concocting a take that he says will “stop the world cold.” Sources close to the situation are confirming that Stephen A,
Hear Us Out: ESPN Should Hire One Likable Host
Here we were, scrolling through channels, and we happened to land on ESPN for the first time in a while, and we were caught off guard. It’s like they put
Nashville Predators Open Anonymous Online Chat Room To Talk With Young Fans
The NHL franchise Nashville Predators unveiled a new initiative Monday called “PredatorChat” that has members of the team and organization hosting an online chat room to interact with young fans.
This Day In Sports History: Billie Jean King Defeats Sexism For A Couple Of Hours
Remember sexism? Of course you do: It’s the prevailing law of the day! But what if we told you that on September 20, 1973, for a period of almost two
Oh Fuck Oh Shit! Someone In A Wheelchair Just Asked If You Watched The Paralympics!
A person in a wheelchair has approached you. Oh, FUCK. Oh, SHIT. We can tell – this is going to be a Paralympics conversation. Did you watch any this year?
“Cole Hocker” And 3 Other Olympian Names That Made Us Just A Little Horny
This “Cole Hocker” has us a little worked up. That name – damn. Who else’s olympic flag is at full mast? It’s not just Hocker, though. There’s a few other
We Pay Tribute To The 5 Greatest Athletes Out Of North Korea
It is our privilege to be selected by HUMANE AND GRACIOUS LEADER to compile the finest list of our homeland’s greatest athletes. Here are North Korea’s (and the universe’s) best
All You Uncultured Sluts Watched The New Deadpool Movie Over The Olympics. We Did Too, Here’s Our Review.
If you’re reading this, we know who you are. More importantly “what” you are. The assignment was simple. Watch the Olympics. Have a smear of class. But you couldn’t. All
How 5 Underdog Circles Became The Olympic Rings We Know Today
Blue, black, red, yellow, green. Sure, we recognize them NOW as the cosmopolitan Olympic rings, palling around at international soirees, taking selfies, and linking arm-in-arm to represent strength and achievement.
Barack Obama and 5 Other Olympic Snubs
Despite leading our country for two terms as President, smoking weed in college, and killing Bin Laden, former president Barack Obama was not asked, dare we say “snubbed”, the ultimate
Opinion: I’m No Fan Of The Olympics, But I Don’t Think Killing The Athletes Is A Reasonable Alternative
Remember the 1972 Olympics? Jeez – those were the good ole days. Remember when only 11 of the 7,134 athletes were murdered? I have a particular bone to pick with
Embracing His Heritage: Michael Phelps Embarks On Birthright Trip
According to aquatic sources, 23 time Olympic winner, Michael Phelps, feeling the need to be around his family, has embarked on his annual pilgrimage. Although it is an arduous journey
Olympics “Anti-Sex” Beds Imported From Sport Riot Readers’ Bedrooms
YOU’RE A HERO!! In one of the country’s most inspiring acts of patriotism, Sports Riot readers have answered the call to send their sex–repelling beds to the brave athletes fighting
