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If This Is Such A Big Game, Where The Hell Is Bob Costas?
If this is such a big game, where the hell is Bob Costas? The pre-show-pre-game, no Bob Costas. The pre-game, no Bob Costas. The introduction to the game, NO BOB

Horse Puts Injured Jockey Out Of His Misery
A local racehorse had to make the agonizing decision to put down her jockey today at Churchill Downs racetrack following a devastating injury. Racehorse Boston Baked Bean discovered her jockey,

Area Man Missing Sports Promises To Not Take Hockey For Granted Again
“I remember scrolling for sports on my channel guide and finding a listing called NHL Hockey. I never clicked on it,” Michael Macy, a local sports fanatic, says. “Now, I’d

Hot Take: Don’t Bring Back Hockey
Thanks to the indefinite suspension of the NHL season, society has gotten a taste of a world without hockey. After this eye-opening experience, it’s clear that when Coronavirus dies out,

Gymnast’s Parents Can’t Believe They Invested 14 Years For A Bronze
After spending the past 14 years of their lives spending countless hours and tens of thousands of dollars, Matt and Jane Travnik have expressed outrage that their daughter, Olivia, only

Professional Darts Player Scores World’s First Tranquilizer Endorsement
After a breakout rookie season, professional darts phenom Frank McCullough has reportedly signed the world’s first ever tranquilizer endorsement. The seven-year, $97 million endorsement deal with Bayer, in addition to his tournament winnings,

GNC Announces Shift To Steroid-Only Business Model
While professional athletes continue to prove that anabolic steroids are the only way to excel in sports, consumer demand for the drug has finally outpaced that of all other nutritional

Coronavirus Forces Bullfighters To Murder Bulls Without Audience
In a tragic turn of events, social distancing measures have forced Spanish officials to ban audiences from bullfights, devastating the millions of bloodthirsty fans who enjoy watching animals be taunted

Pro Guns? Sounds Like A New Sport To Us
America loves high-powered sports, and since most sports use guns anyway, it was inevitable that we finally have a space dedicated to developing and celebrating Pro Guns. The founders of

Hear Us Out: Rowing But Take Away The Rowers’ Trust Funds
We all know the rhyme: Row, row, row your boat / Gently down the stream / Merrily merrily, merrily, merrily / Life is but a scheme But it doesn’t have to be. Consider a world where having a

5 Reasons To Adopt An Athlete During Quarantine
With sports on hold right now, many professional athletes have spiraled into the depths of despair that come when you take away one’s purpose in life. But, even though an

NASCAR Crash A Real Mess For State Farm Agent To Sort Out
“Like a good neighbor, State Farm is OH MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, IT’S MY FIRST DAY,” shouted insurance agent Gary Little after being dispatched to the scene of

This Amazing Speed Boat Becomes An Airplane And Then A Coffin
Sea Ray has blown everyone away at the Jacksonville Boat Show this week by introducing its newest and most modern Icarus model, the first under-24-footer in its class that can
