See How These Quarantined Athletes Stick To Their Demanding Steroid Regimen

As the novel coronavirus continues to wreak havoc worldwide, we need to look to the heroes in our society, the shining role models, the people that are putting themselves at risk for us, such as the courageous athletes who are maintaining their demanding steroid regimens despite being quarantined.    

With the odds stacked against them, these heroes have persevered in their pursuit of physical and athletic perfection through a grueling series of daily anabolic steroid injections, all while being cruelly relegated to their plush mansions and palatial estates. For some, being quarantined meant fearing they would be unable to continue their steroid-enriched training.

“I was really down. I thought it was over,” said an NFL linebacker. “Then I remembered the dying boy I made a promise to: no matter how hard things got, I would inject performance enhancing serum into my body every day.”

While these everyday heroes aren’t in the spotlight doing what we’re used to seeing them do, it has provided a unique opportunity for the next generation of steroid users.

“I’m spending a lot more time with my kids, so I’ve finally gotten to teach them about the benefits of steroids,” said the NFL linebacker. “Plus, the league isn’t testing right now, so I don’t have to buy clean urine or go through the painful process of having mine cleaned. That’s definitely been the highlight for me.”