MLS Player Inks Outrageous Deal On 2016 Honda Odyssey

His celebrity knows no bounds. Here are a few other privileges this A-Lister has received:

• A 2003 Sony HD 32” Flat Screen
• 25% discount on his team uniform
• Free entry to an open-mic club (two drink minimum)
• A single new cleat
• A place somewhere in line at a Derek Jeter autographing 
• An expired case of Gatorade
• Stadium raffle tickets (limit 5 per person)
• Access to Youtube

It must be good to be MLS royalty.