Tragic: This Girl Dated A Lacrosse Player For Three Months Before Finding Out He Wasn’t Rich

O-M-Gross alert! Sexy coed, Instagram influencer, and heiress to the Smucker’s fortune; Ibiza Smucker has been ‘shipping for three months with a lacrosse player who isn’t even rich.

“I don’t care about his finances, I’m so happy with him and I love him very much,” an either delusional or lying Smucker posted on her Instagram account with a photo of her broke-ass beau. You can tell by his haircut and wardrobe that he’s the only one on the lacrosse team that actually needed his scholarship. Word has it Mr. Food Stamps gets his lacrosse gear from Goodwill. Apparently the school is spending, like, hundreds of dollars on a team bus just so he can get to games, the rest of the team either drives their Maseratis or takes their Daddy’s PJ (private jet). 

With all the trolling about her BF’s lack of wealth Smucker once again took to IG posting, “CAN EVERYONE PLEASE STOP!!! I’m wrapping up my Master of Business Administration and I have already lined up a great position at Goldman-Sachs. Plus you know, my family is super rich so I don’t need a man to take care of me.” We don’t know what a Master of Business Administration means, but we’re assuming it’s some supes adorable secretary school; but a smokeshow like her who is wealthy AF deserves an even richer man who can take care of her, that’s the way the world works for hot coeds.

Smucker can play coy but this reporter knows the truth; you can’t spell trust fund without trust and this loser has NONE of both. Ibiza, girl you’re a unicorn, it’s time to dump this loser and fly with the other unicorns!