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Michael Jordan Loses Charlotte Hornets At Craps Table
In the latest of a string of ill-advised bets made by the Hall of Fame shooting guard, this Wednesday Michael Jordan reportedly gambled away his ownership stake in the Charlotte
Who Are The Big Three Top Ten GOAT Teams Of All-Star Time
The conversation of who is the greatest of all-star time begins and ends with Michael Jordan, but also continues with LeBron James, although Kobe Bryant has something to say about
Wizards’ GM Promises Team’s Performance Will Be “Abra-Cadadequate”
Citing a young roster and the constant threat of injury to its star players, newly anointed Wizards GM Tommy Sheppard told reporters last Sunday he expects his team to be
Player’s Future Uncertain Due To Injuries And Laws Of The Universe
After suffering a devastating achilles tear during the NBA Finals and continuing to be bound by the laws of nature, Kevin Durant’s future in the league is anything but certain.
Long Live The King: Gym Teacher Wows Class By Dunking On Nine-Foot Hoop
Second-grade students ran wild in disbelief after seeing legendary gym teacher Mr. Salisbury put on an unforgettable spectacle by jamming home a towering, show-stopping nine-foot dunk during this morning’s gym
James Harden, Russell Westbrook Enjoying Final Months Of Friendship Before The Season Gets Serious
From being spotted around town on their tandem bicycle to reportedly always going halvesies on their fries, Russell Westbrook and James Harden are making the most of their summer friendship
Hilarious: Shaq Goes Undercover In This Video But Everyone Immediately Knows It’s Him And Are Too Nice To Say So
A hilarious video is making the rounds on the internet this week featuring Shaquille O’Neal undercover trying to trick fans; but despite that it is obviously Shaq everyone just nicely
Owner’s Dying Wish Is To See Team Make Him A Crap-Ton Of Money One Last Time
Speaking privately to his dearest business associates and employees in his Willis Tower penthouse this Thursday, ailing Chicago Bull’s majority owner, Jerry Reinsdorf, expressed a deep felt desire to see
Astros Heartbroken After Misinterpreting Stolen Signals
The Houston Astros suffered a painful organizational defeat this week after realizing the signals they had recorded from their opponents were misinterpreted, and that the other team is not, in
American Athletes Unsure What To Do With Hands During Canadian National Anthem
The NBA has a problem on its hands, or rather with their players’ hands, the issue being that American players are unsure of what to do with their hands during
Investigation: What Other Sun Is Phoenix Playing For?
The Phoenix Suns organization must answer a fundamental question to be considered a legitimate player in cosmic sports: What other suns are they playing for? As a monosunistic culture, the
Struggling WNBA Considers Lowering Rims And Replacing All Players With Men
The WNBA Board of Governors announced at their annual meeting today several rule changes under consideration to improve the bland on-court product, including whether to lower the rims and immediately
10 NBA Superstars Who Got Their Start Later In Life
Are you having trouble getting your NBA career off the ground? Get inspired by these ten NBA stars who didn’t play competitive basketball until their thirties, forties and beyond! 1.