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San Antonio’s AT&T Center is currently experiencing its 12th outage this month, causing citizens to lose Spurs connectivity. While customers are attempting to figure out how they’ll find a way

The NCAA has given the world this spring a so-called “elite eight,” despite none of the utterly pathetic eight having been accepted into Harvard (like I was in 1987), which

Following a vote during the annual NBA Owners meeting last Friday, the league has confirmed it will be replacing its current four-quarter-most-points-wins format with three-point contests. “We can see the

Sporting a sick NBA jersey to a funeral? Talk about a great way to turn some tears into high-fives.  Here are the five most iconic threads you can style while

Michael Jordan, storming out of his doctor’s office, was furious at the news given to him. His doctor, clearly unaware of what Jordan has accomplished, told the six time champion

Phoenix Suns GM James Jones held a press conference today to address rumors that the Suns might be departing the city, and known universe, in five billion years. “The Suns

Halftime. Last night. The big game. Fans were completely enthralled and entrenched in a game they’ve all been waiting for and came together as one to cheer for the home

Staff and patrons alike were shocked on Tuesday when Shaquille O’Neal completely tore down the backboard of a toilet while going for two. “I was serving biscuits when I heard

After violating league rules Saturday by hitting mom’s 2018 Honda Odyssey with a basketball, the Herro household has imposed strict disciplinary actions on 16-year-old Tyler. Despite Tyler’s claims that “it

During last night’s game, Clippers guard Patrick Beverly’s oddly impersonal trash talk reportedly confused his Lakers opponents. “After missing a basket, he shouted ‘someone out here’s a mother****er,’” commented Markieff

Controversial Brooklyn Nets star Kyrie Irving shocked the world this week when he requested a trade from his mind. The move comes on the heels of hundreds, if not thousands,

A particularly firm pregame handshake from Denver’s Nikola Jokic left LeBron James writhing in pain on the floor of the Staples Center last Saturday, causing a five-minute game delay as

In a move that shocked the entire nonprofit industry, terminally ill child Danny Velasquez wasted his once in a lifetime Make-A-Wish on tickets to a Minnesota Timberwolves game. Velasquez reportedly