Report: White House Deeply Disappointed Upon Learning “W” In WNBA Not For “White”

Sources close to the President have confirmed confusion and displeasure. 

“I love the NBA, everybody loves the NBA, who doesn’t love the NBA? But last night I wanted to watch the White Nation Basketball Association,” the POTUS expressed at his emergency Cabinet meeting. “And, I’m to find the White NBA has been replaced with… not men?”

Several other Cabinet members expressed their displeasure with JD Vance calling it “disgusting” “woke nonsense” and “a few of them are attractive, sure, but I’m into only my wife and an occasional couch.” 

Before departing the Cabinet drafted this leaked memo to the WNBA:

-WHITE HOUSE MEMORANDUM-

The WNBA will return to its roots. A League exclusively played, watched, and for white men. 

Also, I expect to be drafted first overall next year.

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. 

Signed, 

-DJT, 45-47