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Fuck Fly Fishing: We Want To Catch Fish, Not Flies!
When self-described hobbyist Bobby Carver finally got his fishing license, he was too proud to turn down the Bass Pro salesman for a year of couples fly fishing classes. Carver,

We Take A Look At The Engorged, Necrotic Genitalia That Inspired The Stanley Cup
Every year the world’s best hockey players battle it out for a chance to hoist the Stanley Cup—but did you know that the world famous trophy was actually inspired by

Surprisingly Tender: Sports Riot Opens Up On Our One-Night Stand With Gritty
Here at Sports Riot, we like to sample the goods while we’re on the road, and over the years we’ve managed to suck and fuck our way through almost every

ISIS Buys PGA
In an unexpected move, the Professional Golfers Association made an announcement on Friday that “phase two” of merging with the Saudi-backed LIV Golf League, the organization had accepted a buyout

“I Should Kayak” And 5 Other Thoughts At Dick’s Sporting Goods That Cause Insurmountable Debt
Ever wander through a Dick’s and picture for yourself a brand-new life, one that has you paddling down some death-defying rapids? Truth is, you can have the rapids or the

Hide The Children: One Of The Flyers Players Got Blood On The Ice And The Taste Of It Has Activated Gritty
Chaos erupted today when Philadelphia Flyers mascot Gritty consumed a pool of blood on the ice, activating a never-before-seen primal rage that sent him on a 92-minute rampage that left

Who Saw That Coming? Gritty Absolutely Cleaning House On Christian Mingle
Hockey Mascot. Orange Prankster. Monster of God? In a move that many didn’t see coming, the Philadelphia Flyers beloved mascot Gritty is absolutely cleaning house on the Christian Mingle dating

Fans Rejoice! Bodybuilding Competition Finally Adds ‘Most Shrunken Scrotum’ Category
The International Fitness and Bodybuilding Federation announced today that they will be adding a “Most Shrunken Scrotum” category to competition, following years of outcry for its inclusion. The move comes




