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American Pharaoh Stripped Of Triple Crown After Oil Test Reveals He’s Actually a 2014 Nissan Pathfinder
The National Thoroughbred Racing Association has stripped American Pharaoh of his Triple Crown after oil tests revealed the horse, who ran a record 118 mph, is actually a 2014 highway

Confused Trump Throws Out First Pitch At Indy 500
A confused President Donald Trump kicked off the opening ceremony of the Indianapolis 500 by throwing out the first pitch. “It was a strike. A very good strike,” the 45th

NASCAR Crew Chief Instructs Driver To Veer Left Every So Often
Following months of intensive research at his team’s testing facility, 15-year NASCAR Crew Chief Ronnie Gerhard emerged from the lab yesterday to share his new data-driven game plan with star

Great Athlete Wastes Talent On Cirque Du Soleil
Despite possessing an NBA-caliber 45-inch vertical leap and having the core strength of an Olympic gymnast, all-rounder Cristiana Barrios continues to waste her athletic talents performing nightly as an Acrobatic

America Exchanges Four Women’s World Cups For One Men’s Title
Parade planning is already underway for the U.S. Men’s Soccer team. America has formally exchanged four Women’s World Cups for one Men’s World Cup, and now the celebration for the

Black NASCAR Driver Loses Lead After Being Pulled Over During Race
Black NASCAR driver, Troy Smith, lost his sizable lead during Sunday night at the Atlanta Motor Speedway after being pulled over just twenty minutes into the race. Hampton Police Sergeant

Mom Preaching Sportsmanship Just Doesn’t Get It
The rest of the Riedman family could be seen rolling their eyes on Sunday, as matriarch Loretta Riedman launched into yet another impassioned, hopelessly-misguided speech about the importance of good

ESPN Accused Of Sexism After Not Including Any Women In NFL Player Rankings
Missing the mark yet again, ESPN drew ire for failing to include a single women in their annual NFL player rankings. Many are calling the complete omission of women from




