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Over the course of the long, rich history of sports, the world has been blessed with countless innovative, envelope-pushing top 5 lists, but which lists stand above the rest? Sports

ESPN, the self proclaimed worldwide leader in sports, is now discussing sports even less than usual.  In an unprecedented drop, our advanced statistics department has found ESPN is now discussing

After conducting a statistical analysis of last year’s marathon, MIT researchers have determined that long-distance runner Maryanne Grace is also, technically, a short distance runner. The mathematical proof shows unequivocally

Lakeview High School hurdler Sheila Thompson, known for being one of the most hurdly people in school, admitted today that she, unfortunately, isn’t feeling very hurdly at all. Thompson said

Arriving back from the courthouse this past Monday, Mark Shevlin entered a season of uncertainty. Despite best efforts and a team-first attitude, Shevlin’s divorce has spiraled him into a rebuilding

The ink is barely dry on China’s trade deal with the US, and everyone’s speculating which side got the better end of the bargain. Will the US remain the most

With the threat of coronavirus cancelling or postponing almost the entirety of the world’s sporting events this month, fans of sports worldwide have largely responded with a collective shrug and

Sparing fans and teammates from what was sure to be a gruesome display of violence, pitcher Sean Clark decided to ignore his manager’s signal to bean a batter when he