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Recently Fired Cop Gets Choked Out In First Three Seconds Of New MMA Career
After being fired for police brutality, disgraced cop Keith Leinhardt has transitioned into a new career as an MMA fighter and was promptly choked out immediately in his first match.
Man With JetPack Shatters Pole Vault World Record By 2,080 Feet
During a dramatic track-and-field World Championship last weekend, Russian star Boris “the Falcon” Sokolov shattered the pole vault world record by a stunning 2,080 feet. Sokolov soared well over the
Sport Illustrated KIDS: Swimsuit Edition Pulled From Shelves
After one of the most catastrophic PR miscalculations in recent history, Sports Illustrated KIDS has decided to pull their child-themed Swimsuit edition in response to public outrage.⠀ The issue’s content,
Climate Pledge Arena Requests Fans Break Down Box Seats Before Recycling
As Seattle gears up for its inaugural NHL season at Climate Pledge Arena, the venue, whose naming rights were purchased by Amazon’s Jeff Bezos, is taking a bold approach to reducing
Reckless Zamboni Driver Cranks It Up To 10MPH
Blinded by a desire to resurface ice faster than anyone else in history, reckless zamboni driver Simon Bernard was seen pushing his vehicle to a blistering 10MPH during last night’s
According To UFC’s Social Media Account, These Two Guys Are Going To Fight Each Other
A recent social media post from UFC made clear that soon two men would be fighting each other with extreme brutality. The post described the two fighters as a male
First Half Of Push-Up Going Great
Speaking from the floor of his apartment living room on Saturday, local 43-year-old graphic designer and extremely recent fitness enthusiast Ethan Hawley reported that at least one-half of the first
ESPN Gonna Milk This Player’s Dead Dad For All It’s Worth
When the Steelers drafted Clemson receiver Clarence Perry Jr. in the sixth round of last month’s draft, ESPN came prepared to milk every last teardrop from the tragic death of
