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“If I can give you one piece of professional advice, it’s to always put your name and title on stuff.”
-Tony Hawk, pro skater
Vince McMahon Begs Wrestlers To Please Hold Off On Table Smashing Until We’ve Got This Supply Chain Thing Sorted Out
Racehorse Disowns Son For Pursuing Dressage
Former racehorse and local hero, Blackfoot Delight, formerly disowned his son, Pancake, for rejecting the world of racing in favor of the art of competitive horse dancing known as “dressage.”
Man U Battles Man City In Manliest Soccer Match Ever
Are you and your bros looking for a brotrip where you can brodown? Well, settle down Brocahontas, because on FeBroary 12, Man U is battling Man City in the manliest
Olympic Diver Sure Can Fold Good
Have you ever seen Olympic divers dive into pools? You’ll notice that they sure can fold their bodies good. This is especially true of current day Olympians like David Boudia
Everyone Shut The Fuck Up: A White Man Needs To Hit A Tiny Ball In A Big Green Park
Dear Guests, Everyone who thinks it’s okay to be running their mouths right now needs to realize what’s happening and shut the fuck up. If you haven’t noticed, a white
Heartbreaking: Lacrosse Teammates Barely Call Each Other “Bro” Anymore
What’s in a name? Is that which we call a bro by any other name still super sweet? That is what the world, more specifically the Lacrosse world, is wondering
Professional Caddie Great At Having Shoulders
The golfing world rejoiced this past Thursday as professional caddie John Clarkson was awarded the holiest of all recognition from his ball-striking superiors. The “Shoulders Plaque” couldn’t have been given
Desperate Fan Cheers On Haircuts At SportClips
After several agonizing months of crowd bans at sports arenas and stadiums across the country, one local fan desperate to attend live events has resorted to cheering on haircuts at
Hear Us Out: The MLS But With Women
With its breakout names such as Carlos Vela and Landon Donovan, and the acquisition of other late-stage superstars such as David Beckham, Major League Soccer has been gaining steam over