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See How These Quarantined Athletes Stick To Their Demanding Steroid Regimen
As the novel coronavirus continues to wreak havoc worldwide, we need to look to the heroes in our society, the shining role models, the people that are putting themselves at

Olympic Gymnasts Worried They Wasted Their Childhoods For Nothing
After the postponement of the Tokyo Olympics, many young athletes hoping to qualify for their first games are reportedly concerned that they may have spent their entire childhoods training for

Tragic: This Girl Dated A Lacrosse Player For Three Months Before Finding Out He Wasn’t Rich
O-M-Gross alert! Sexy coed, Instagram influencer, and heiress to the Smucker’s fortune; Ibiza Smucker has been ‘shipping for three months with a lacrosse player who isn’t even rich. “I don’t

Nation’s Hardass Dads Call On Sons To Man The Fuck Up And Get Back Out There
Dear sons, the time has come for you to man the fuck up and get back out there. A pandemic? Don’t gimme that crap. An invisible enemy so terrifying, so

Local Sports Fan Actively Looking For Other Things To Get Irrationally Mad About
With the novel coronavirus disrupting sports, millions of sports fans are looking for other ways to project their anger, including local diehard Jake Clancy, who has reportedly been calling into

Were Sports Something We All Just Imagined?
Being cooped up alone for long stretches can blur the lines between fantasy and reality. And after so many years in isolation, it’s gotten hard to remember whether sports actually

Top 5 Top-5-Sports Lists Of All Time
Over the course of the long, rich history of sports, the world has been blessed with countless innovative, envelope-pushing top 5 lists, but which lists stand above the rest? Sports

ESPN Talking About Sports Even Less Than Usual
ESPN, the self proclaimed worldwide leader in sports, is now discussing sports even less than usual. In an unprecedented drop, our advanced statistics department has found ESPN is now discussing




