Top 5 Top-5-Sports Lists Of All Time
Over the course of the long, rich history of sports, the world has been blessed with countless innovative, envelope-pushing top 5 lists, but which lists stand above the rest? Sports Riot takes a look at the Top 5 Top-5-Sports Lists of all time.
5. Top 5 Athletes Whose Stepdads Said They’d Never Be Nothing
This legendary list features fluff pieces written about athletes whose experiences range from “chip on his shoulder,” to “emotionally damaged.” There’s no easier way to kill time at work than reading about broken families across decades. A nearly flawless list.
4. Top 5 Colorado Rockies Groundskeepers of the ‘70s
Everyone remembers the Rockies’ powerful ‘70s grounds crew starring Grant Killian, but can you name the other four groundskeepers who made the list? This list utilizes in-depth analytics of meaningless statistics, one black-and-white photograph, and a slideshow of white guys with embarrassing moustaches.
3. Top 5 Bottom-5-Sports Lists of All Time
No Top 5 Top-5-Sports list of all time would be complete without the Top 5 Bottom-5-Sports Lists of All Time. As all sports fans know, the only thing better than a highlight reel is a lowlight reel. The same goes for lists, and boy, this one is a doozy.
2. Top 5 Busty Co-Eds With Hats But No Sports Affiliation
By combining unnecessarily strong opinions with pictures of hot chicks in hats, this clickbait article is a surefire hall-of-fame-caliber top 5 list. Experts may disagree about where this list ranks in a list of lists from various voluptuous eras, but the number of wet t-shirt championship rings on this list speaks for itself.
1. This List
The results are in and they’re conclusive: this is the greatest Top 5 Top-5-Sports-List of All Time. Not only is this list impressive in its own right, but it incorporates the next four greatest Top-5-Sports Lists of All Time. How can anything compete with that? Long live the GOAT of Top 5 Top-5-Sports-Lists.
