Referee Gives Wife Two-Minute Warning During Intercourse

After blowing his whistle and throwing a flag for false foreplay, NFL referee Joe Hodges glanced at the clock positioned on his nightstand and notified his wife that exactly two minutes remained in this sexual intercourse session.

“Lorraine, this is your two-minute warning,” Hodges said while signaling the stoppage in play with his hands, indicating to his wife that she should now focus on proper cock management to put herself in position for a Hail Mary finish.

Hodges used the brief stoppage in play to drink water and prepare for crunch time. However, after resuming play and failing to penetrate the defense, Lorraine Hodges took a knee and finished the session alone in the bathroom for the third straight week.