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Mom Preaching Sportsmanship Just Doesn’t Get It
The rest of the Riedman family could be seen rolling their eyes on Sunday, as matriarch Loretta Riedman launched into yet another impassioned, hopelessly-misguided speech about the importance of good
ESPN Accused Of Sexism After Not Including Any Women In NFL Player Rankings
Missing the mark yet again, ESPN drew ire for failing to include a single women in their annual NFL player rankings. Many are calling the complete omission of women from
New York Islanders Begin Long, Perilous Voyage To Mainland For Season Opener
Raising their blue and orange sails and pulling out of the North Atlantic archipelago they call home, the New York Islanders have reportedly began their long, annual pilgrimage to the
BREAKING: “Cool Runnings” Playing On Channel 47
Multiple sources have confirmed that director Jon Turtletaub’s legendary sports film, Cool Runnings, is currently airing on Channel 47, prompting pause from Americans nationwide as the 1993 classic captivates millions
“U-Woof-C” Championship Match Shut Down Immediately By FBI
The filming of U-Woof-C 241, the acclaimed Animal Planet companion to ESPN’s UFC 241 slated to debut this Saturday, was stopped within the first thirty seconds when FBI agents stormed
Locker Room Language Taken Way Too Far When Man Mentions “Equality”
All men learn from a young age that the locker room is a sacred place, a holy shrine to masculinity. That is why it came as a shock to members
Opposing Player Deemed Not Too Injured To Laugh At
After concluding that an injury suffered by the opposing team’s star player didn’t look that bad, hometown fans say they felt comfortable enough this past Saturday to laugh openly at
Kenyan Tourist Accidentally Wins Marathon
Appearing disoriented and confused as he crossed the finish line, Kenyan tourist Kitwana Onyongo won the Chicago Marathon this Sunday without realizing that he was running it. “I heard a