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“If I can give you one piece of professional advice, it’s to always put your name and title on stuff.”
-Tony Hawk, pro skater
Hulk Hogan’s New Sex Advice Column Asks You To Bust Open Those Pussy Problems For The Hulkster, Brother!!
The Hulkster is coming to you live from Cedar Rapids, IA, and he’s heard millions of Hulkamaniacs around the world are having love problems BROTHER. Is Lovemania running wild on
Hear Us Out: The Kiss Cam But For Faculty Meetings
School is back in swing! But, with supervisors speaking in monotone voices to announcements that could have just been sent through email, staff meetings suck. If you’re a manager what
White Threesome Of 30-Somethings Went Out And Had Really White Time Today
As confirmed by Instagram, a threesome of white 30-somethings hit the golf course, and the close white friends went out and had a really white time. “Part-tee day with the
Five Foolproof Techniques To Assert Dominance Over The Other Parents At The Soccer Jamboree
Studies show that you have 6.5 minutes to establish who the alpha family is at a suburban sports tournament. The moment you unload the minivan the clock starts ticking, so
5 Fun Facts About Pickleball You Can Casually Drop Into Conversation To Help Sell Your Cryptocurrency
If you’re like us, you woke up hungover after Super Bowl LVI only to realize you were tricked by that son of a bitch Matt Damon into drunkenly dumping your
Quiz: Do You Have What It Takes To Mentally Abuse Your Kid Until They’re A Tennis Star?
From Andre Agassi to Jennifer Capriati, we know that behind every great tennis star is a piece-of-shit dad. Take this quiz to find out if you have what it takes
Top 5 Playground Fights That Got Me Arrested For Filming Them From Across The Street
Kids these days are ruthless. Recess is a warzone, now. And, me? I see the truth. Am I unemployed? Yes. Single? Also, very much yes. But this footage? It’s legendary.
Alcoholics Should Coach Vulnerable Children And 5 Other True Lessons From ‘The Mighty Ducks’
We all know the story of hotshot lawyer Gordon Bombay and how his DUI forced him to coach hockey for at-risk youths as punishment. ‘The Mighty Ducks’ served as a
