Hulk Hogan’s New Sex Advice Column Asks You To Bust Open Those Pussy Problems For The Hulkster, Brother!!
The Hulkster is coming to you live from Cedar Rapids, IA, and he’s heard millions of Hulkamaniacs around the world are having love problems BROTHER. Is Lovemania running wild on you BROTHER? Then take some advice from the Real American BROTHER, and we’ll drop an atomic leg on those pussy problemmmmmms!!
Someone just asked the Hulkster the other day, “Hulkster, how can I show my wife I love her, BROTHER?”… Every true Hulkamaniac knows everyone has a love language BROTHER. Sometimes, it’s doing small acts of service, like taking out the trash without being asked, or gifts dropped hard from the top rope. You just have to pay attention to your partner’s needs, BROTHER. Otherwise, that pussy will never be down for the three-count.
It’s important to remember BROTHER that your partner wasn’t raised the same as you BROTHER. I had a partner that had some real trauma from childhood BROTHER. With that power of Hulkamania, you and your tag team life partner will slam that trauma like it’s Andre the Giant in Wrestlemania III, BROTHER. Be an empathetic listener BROTHER by cupping your hand over your ear, and jestering for more, and break that pussy wide open.
Now BROTHER, don’t feel like you have to look like the Hulkster to be the Hulkster. You don’t need the 24 inch pythons; it doesn’t matter the size of the python in the ring BROTHER, it’s all about how the python moves in the ring BROTHER. Not everyone needs 24 inch pythons to put that pussy in a sleeper hold BROTHER. All you have to do is take your vitamins, say your prayers, listen to your partner intently and intensely, and bust that pussy BROTHER.
Let me tell you something BROTHER; never let fear get the better of you. It’s about love BROTHER, and being vulnerable enough to fall in love. If you need help busting that pussy open, ask the Hulkster anything, and at any time BROTHER. Nothing is more powerful than love. Now whatcha gonna do BROTHER when all your pussy problems are a thing of the past, and you let Hulkamania run wild on you!
