White Threesome Of 30-Somethings Went Out And Had Really White Time Today

As confirmed by Instagram, a threesome of white 30-somethings hit the golf course, and the close white friends went out and had a really white time.

“Part-tee day with the boys” Nathan Vickroy captioned a picture of him and his three white best friends. According to white sources, it is the first time these white college buddies have been together since 2021’s brewery tour in Portland.

“Sometimes, you just gotta let loose with the fellas, and white it up,” Michael Ledbetter whitely commented later in the post. Sources at the Naperville Country Club did confirm that each white man did bring their own grill, 12 packs of Michelob Ultras, and White New Balance cleats.

A source within the white inner circle did inform Sports Riot the white threesome did “jam out some John Cougar Mellencamp,” but when they really wanted to party, “we switched to some Steely Dan.” Our source did also confirm his white buddy, Chet, had everyone in stitches when he asked “how much did that shirt La-Cost you,” everyone laughed whitely for about 4 holes.

According to reports, the white good times didn’t end there. The gentlemen did wrap up at 4 PM because they had tickets to Hamilton they wouldn’t white dream of missing. We did ask our source what the celebration was for*, and did confirm “for* “Nathan’s father’s gentrification zoning bill being written into law!”

*(Editor’s note, our source did ask us to spell it as “fore”, but journalistically, we just couldn’t.)