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In a shocking blow to the extreme sports world, Stephen Peltier has officially been disqualified from the X-Games for failing to test positive for marijuana.  In light of his dope

The International Olympic Committee has added Boss Agreement to next summer’s Olympic Games, giving top athletes the chance to showcase their transferable skills in agreeing with the boss’ latest untenable

Capping off an evenly-matched contest that saw the two sabres trade touches for nearly nine action-packed minutes, Notre Dame freshman Alicia Copeland was finally stabbed to death by her opponent,

As ratings and profits continue to decline, an average of 25 National Hockey League players lose their jobs every year, robbing so many hard-working athletes of their livelihoods. But, thanks

Father Time finally caught up with 23-year old BASE jumper Dax Felger this Thursday, who was the oldest living BASE jumper in the world prior to a parachute malfunction which

To the delight of NASCAR fans everywhere, all stadium concession stands will now sell deep-fried cigarettes. The novel addition, which immediately caused ticket sales to skyrocket, was announced by NASCAR