X-Games Disqualifies Athlete After Testing Negative For Marijuana

In a shocking blow to the extreme sports world, Stephen Peltier has officially been disqualified from the X-Games for failing to test positive for marijuana. 

In light of his dope policy violations, the X-Games will reportedly revoke Peltier’s medals from past bowl and hash pipe events. “Once he started goin’ for passes instead of puffs, his abilities—and social skills—skyrocketed. His 420’s turned into 720’s overnight,” Williams commented after returning from a quick T-Bell run. 

“It’s a sticky icky situation, but at the end of the day it was his decision to start getting high on life. It’s sad to see such a great career cashed so early. Want a Cheeto?” Due to the sobriety scandal, the X-Games is tirelessly working to repair its dank image and maintain sponsorships with Rohto Eye Drops, White Owl Cigars, Ziploc, Eddies Edibles, Vape Co, and OMG CBD Inc.