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“Olympia’s a great kid and all, but I get the feeling if I have a second daughter, she’ll be even better.”
-Serena Williams

“It’s not only about the driving. You also have to turn the car on.”
-Kyle Bush a NASCAR star

“If you work hard, you too can receive discount 6-inch meatball marinaras for life.”
-Michael Phelps

Intramural Athlete Clearly Needs This
On Tuesday nights, Financial Analyst, Dale Kenney, 31, rushes over to Lifetime Fitness to compete in the Manhattan Social League Sports Club – Intermediate C-Division Club B league. After last

217 Marathoners Run Over By Pace Car
The official pace car of the Scottsdale 26.2 ran over 217 marathoners yesterday, successfully performing its assigned task of speeding up the annual event by setting a minimum running velocity

You Won’t Believe Or Care About What This Athlete Just Said On Twitter
Just when you thought the world of social media couldn’t be elevated, an athlete has come forward with a tweet that has revolutionized or perhaps just added to the written

Strength Coach Preaching Good Form With That Syringe
It is a little known secret that behind every great college athlete is a Strength Coach preaching discipline, hard-work, and good form and technique when using a syringe while taking

Unlikely Group Of Misfits Win Regatta
For the first time in 50 years the Richington Yacht Club failed to win the Bridgehampton Regatta, after an upstart group of lovable misfits banded together to challenge the perennial

NHL Players Kneel To Support All Their Black Teammate
Tired of standing by while all their black teammate courageously protested racial injustice by themself, Vegas Golden Knights players spanning all shades of white knelt together during last night’s pregame

Icelander Steingrimur Vilhjalmsson Crowned World’s Emotionally Strongest Man
After two days of grueling competition, Icelander Steingrimur Vilhjalmsson was crowned World’s Emotionally Strongest Man. The 5’7” 152 pound Emotional Strongman, who came in fourth last year, absolutely crushed the

Hear Us Out: Pee Wee UFC
Sports are wonderful activities for kids. However, one youth sport seems to be absent in America: a professional, organized, Dana White-led UFC for 9-12 year-olds. Pee Wee UFC would do





