Ultimate Frisbee Team Mom Brings Weed Slices For Post Game Snack

For Dalton Woods, 32, and his group of friends, Sunday Morning Ultimate just got so much better after his mom came through with weed-slices after a sick set of games for the day. Even after skying all sesh jumping for that frisbee, the guys still get to stay high thanks to Mrs. Woods’ Indica-infused slices. “Dude, I was so gassed after going up and down that field for a few hours. Then Momma Woods was like, ‘Cha! Got you guys some weed-slices.’ That was the ultimate, dude, and gave me just the boost I needed,” said Dalton’s teammate, Ethan Myers, 39, unemployed.

Mrs. Woods was tentative at first to not overstep her boundaries and embarrass her baby-boy in front of all of his friends. But, as she approached the group and saw that they were unwinding from the game listening to Phish she grew confident that some dank refer-slices were just the thing they needed. “Aw, dude, Dalton was all like, ‘Mom, go away,’ but we were all like, ‘no, dude, she’s got ganja-slices, bro.’ That was so rad of her,” said Keith Whitman, 49, in between “projects” right now.

The weed slices served as a practical easy way for the guys to consume and replenish after the game. “Yeah, I brought my bong with me but it was a little too unwieldy for the situation. Bongs are better for hacky sack competitions.” said Cruz Taylor, 45, who has a thriving CBD business.