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“Clean and jerk, eat and jerk, jerk and jerk.”
-Mat Fraser, CrossFit Champion, on his workout routine

WWE Names Roman Reigns Independent Contractor Of The Month
Fresh off wrestling his 100th match of the month, Roman Reigns, through hard work, determination, and not accepting a single second of overtime pay, was awarded with the highest honor

“Ted Lasso” Golden Globes Win Inspires World Soccer Fandom To Finally Start Caring About SNL
Soccer fans around the world have been inspired by “Ted Lasso’s” recent Golden Globes win to put aside their prejudice against American sketch comedy and cheer on “Saturday Night Live.”

Watch The Fuck Out: This Tennis Player Has A Headband
Tennis novice Paul Anderson came to a public Chicago tennis court looking for a few friendly matches but cowered with fear when he noticed his opponent sporting a fucking headband.

NASCAR Testing New “Cards Against Humanity” Game
Last Friday, racing insiders leaked that NASCAR President Steve Phelps and the Board of Directors are reportedly testing a new game: Cars Against Humanity. While little is known about when

Roller Hockey Team Loses Fifth Consecutive Game To Oncoming Traffic
The Lake Lions continue to slump. The local street hockey team suffered their fifth straight loss to Oncoming Traffic today in front of three passersby at Two Lane Road Arena.

NHL Promises Fans Next Year’s Rinks Will Be Slipperier Than Ever
Speaking to reporters last Tuesday, NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman laid out a list of sweeping changes which would be implemented at the start of the 2025 NHL regular season, chief

Partisan Sports Fan Not Focused On What’s Best For Both Teams
Roger Carlson is like millions of other middle-class sports fans. He enjoys a good plate of wings, a cold beer, and keeps up to date with the news. But, unlike

Cleverness Of Vegas Knights Wearing Off
Failing to hide their shame, the so-called marketing gurus from Golden Vision Inc, who coined the name for the NHL expansion team in Las Vegas, the Golden Knights, have collectively







