Quotes
“I’m not so sure masks are safe after seeing that documentary with Jim Carrey.”
-Rob Gronkowski
December 8, 2020
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“càn SÖMĚÖNÊ pléàsé TÊLL mê HÖW tô RÊSTÖRÊ •thé• DÊFAULT kéybôàrd ÖN my IPHÖNÊ?”
-Cam Newton
December 7, 2020
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“NO. I’M BIG BEN!!!”
-Ben Rothlesberger, found screaming at local building after game in London
November 27, 2020
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November 26, 2020
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November 21, 2020
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“It’s helpful that there’s little lines on the ball telling you where to put your fingers.”
-Patrick Mahomes, on how he throws so well
November 16, 2020
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“They say you’ve made it when you get a nickname. No doubt mine’s gonna be awesome.”
-Michael “Creed: The Band” Thomas
November 8, 2020
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“There’s this alternate cut of ‘Rudy’ where he never gets to play at all and nobody shouts his name.”
-Doug Marrone, on his favorite film
November 7, 2020
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“If you wear glasses, it makes people less afraid that you’ll crush them to death.”
-Howie Long
November 6, 2020
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November 2, 2020
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October 19, 2020
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“This move couldn’t have happened without the fans, the city, or the Russian mob.”
-Mark Davis, owner of the Las Vegas Raiders
October 16, 2020
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