Quotes

“Wow, the game really has changed!”
-Brett Favre, on the picture quality of modern cell phones
April 22, 2021
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“I’m more of an ass man now.”
-Mitch Trubisky, on how he’s grown throughout his Bears career
March 31, 2021
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“Can I trust you to do the right thing?”
-Brian Flores, asking Tua to get him a Diet Pepsi with not too much ice, but not too little ice, either
March 2, 2021
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“You know what this place needs? 8 more kids.”
-Philip Rivers, examining his wife’s currently vacant womb
February 24, 2021
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“Sometimes I think, ‘If I didn’t have this cleft chin, none of this would be possible.’”
-Tom Brady
February 7, 2021
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“It was this or go to Florida during a pandemic.”
-Aaron Rodgers, on riding in back of a pickup truck with a case of beer
February 7, 2021
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“If we go back-to-back, everyone gets to sit on my mustache.”
-Andy Reid, making a Super Bowl promise
February 7, 2021
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“The best part of winning any big game is when the team dumps the container of Frank’s Red Hot on me.”
-Andy Reid
February 7, 2021
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“Oh, I’ve been here!”
-Rob Gronkowski, arriving at Raymond James Stadium for Super Bowl LV
February 6, 2021
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“Anything Gronk can do, I can do better.”
-Travis Kelce, while eating double the paste Gronk does
February 6, 2021
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