Quotes

“If Cam Newton is ‘Superman,’ then just call me ‘Unnamed Henchman Number 4!’”
-Jarrett Stidham
October 15, 2020
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“.. – .- — – — …- . .-. .–. .- .. -..”
-Mitch Morse, starting Center for the Buffalo Bills
October 14, 2020
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“2020-2021.”
-Roger Goodell, on the amount of player coronavirus cases it would take for him to consider cancelling the season
October 13, 2020
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“It’s like a regular lion but it knows when to keep its mouth shut.”
-Former Penn State president Graham Spanier, on what a ‘Nittany Lion’ is
October 2, 2020
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“Fine—I’ll do it myself!”
-Dan Snyder, on sexually satisfying his friends and business partners
September 21, 2020
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“I was a Bear. And a Falcon. Either way, I rejoiced in the thrill of the punt.”
-Devin Hester
September 9, 2020
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