Quotes

“Sorry doc, I don’t speak Italian.”
–Rob Gronkowski, after being asked about his genitalia
December 8, 2023
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“If you fuck a tiger in the woods and no one’s around to see it, did it even happen?”
–Matt Ryan, aggressively smiling
December 8, 2023
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“Fans are such pussies. Just buy tickets, watch people obliterate each other, and shut the fuck up.”
–Roger Goodell
December 7, 2023
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“I get that they’re ready to move on, but that felt a little unnecessary.”
–Ben Roethlisberger, on the Steelers changing the locks to all their facilities
December 7, 2023
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“Now that I’m retired, I think I’m going to give hunting a try.”
–Sean Payton, on referees
December 7, 2023
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“This is another sign of cancel culture run amok.”
–Aaron Rodgers, on why he can’t get back to the Super Bowl
December 7, 2023
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