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“The goal of good broadcasting is to remain completely unbiased. Which is something those smooth-brained Packers fans will never be able to understand.”
–Troy Aikman
December 16, 2023
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“Every line on a football field has a twin. Except, that is, for the fifty-yard line. Did I just blow your mind?”
–Aaron Rodgers, to seven consecutive first dates
December 16, 2023
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“I’d rather be sad and with you than happy with someone new.”
–Bill Belichick, in a drunken voicemail on Brady’s phone
December 16, 2023
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“Rocket arm. Rocket brain. Rocket Mortgage. ROCKET arm. ROCKET brain. ROCKET MORTGAGE. ROCKETMORTGAGEROCKETMORTGAGEROCKETMORTGAGE.”
–Justin Herbert, practicing for his first commercial
December 16, 2023
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“Problem solved.”
–Jerry Jones, in blackface, entering several NFL meetings regarding lack of front offices with minorities
December 16, 2023
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“Have the courage to let the unborn be born. You never know which ones will grow up to be hot.”
–Urban Meyer, on abortion
December 16, 2023
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“I never leave the stadium. I never go home. I never sleep. I don’t eat. I don’t blink. I’m not real. I’m not real. I’m not r…”
–Jalen Hurts, on his training regimen
December 16, 2023
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“Because I’m always the smartest guy in the room.”
–Aaron Rodgers, on why he likes to be alone
December 16, 2023
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