Quotes

–Sam Darnold, on the average Minnesotan’s skin complexion

–Mark Davis, to a visibly horrified Tom Brady

–Josh Allen, on his pre-snap cadence

–Deshaun Watson, on the Constitution

–Virginia McCaskey, on her dating rules

–Jerry Jones

–Terry Bradshaw, moments before being tackled to the ground by the rest of the Fox NFL Sunday crew

–Deshaun Watson, on his least-favorite system and most-favorite massage

–Aaron Rodgers, after being asked ‘heads or tails’

–Rob Gronkowski, on the Aaron Hernandez FX Series

–Tyreek Hill

–Shannon Sharpe, on IG Live loudly fucking Skip Bayless

–Aaron Rodgers