Quotes

“It’s confusing because they make you play on the wrong side of the field.”
–Rob Gronkowski, on London NFL games
December 12, 2023
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“Welcome to rookie mini-camp. Start jogging now and you’ll enjoy a two-minute head start.”
–Bill Belichick, loading a bolt-action rifle
December 12, 2023
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“Who thinks I can suck my own dick?”
–Robert Kraft, wearing a wire during a Baltimore Police sting operation
December 8, 2023
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“All of this nonsense is not what I’m about.”
–Kyler Murray, on being told he’s too short to ride Space Mountain at Disney World
December 8, 2023
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“I’ll be back better than ever next year, you can bet on that. Wait, don’t print that last part.”
–Calvin Ridley, on his NFL future
December 8, 2023
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“Now here’s a guy.”
–Cris Collinsworth, drunk in a hotel room, locking eyes with his nude reflection in a bottle of Jameson
December 8, 2023
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“Lucky! I wish my doctor would prescribe me a dog!”
–Rob Gronkowski, after meeting a blind person
December 8, 2023
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“Haters make a lot of noise, but I just block it out.”
–Odell Beckham Jr., on the birth of his first child
December 8, 2023
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“I can’t wait to get back at it next year.”
–DeShaun Watson, hopefully talking about football
December 8, 2023
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“Football is ten-percent mental, ten-percent physical, and eighty-percent psychosexual.”
–Urban Meyer
December 8, 2023
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