BASKETBALL
“Some guy tried to trust fall on me once. I let him fall. He died immediately of a brain contusion. And then, I dropped 40 that night on the Nuggets.”
–Michael Jordan
“I’ve got 12 sharpshooters surrounding this location. Now. Tell. Me. Again! WHO WON THE ’87 & ’88 DUNK CONTEST?!!”
-Michael Jordan entertaining dinner guests, Chicago, 1997.
John Stockton And Karl Malone Get Together To Reminisce About Losing
Utah Jazz Hall of Famers John Stockton and Karl Malone were seen hanging out at Vivint Smart Home Arena yesterday, reportedly reminiscing about the many successful years they spent losing
He Means Well: Trae Young Donates Over 9,000 Basketballs To Atlanta Hospitals
In what’s being hailed as the world’s cutest, albeit most misguided, charitable donation in the fight against COVID-19, Atlanta Hawks star Trae Young has donated 9,000 basketballs to area hospitals.
If Sabrina Ionescu Won’t Get You To Watch The WNBA, Then How About A Cool $4,000?
Are you someone who has no interest in watching the upcoming WNBA season, despite this year’s addition of rookie sensation and all-time NCAA triple-double leader, Sabrina Ionescu? Well, perhaps $4,000
Desperate Quarantined NBA Player Considering Having Sex With Wife
After spending two weeks quarantined with no one except for his partner, NBA Player Zach Carter is now facing the devastating possibility of only having sex with his wife. Carter,
NBA Suspends Season to Prevent Fan Exposure to New York Knicks
Addressing reporters on a rapidly escalating and unprecedented situation, NBA commissioner Adam Silver announced today that the NBA will immediately suspend play to prevent further fan exposure to the New
Portland Trail Blazers Discover New NBA Team While Exploring Mountains Of Oregon
Predicting their findings could fundamentally change the way humans understand basketball, the Portland Trail Blazers announced that they have discovered a formerly unknown NBA team inhabiting a remote section of
Hear Us Out: The WNBA But Instead Of Women The W Stands For White Guys
Let’s be honest, after 25 plus years, the WNBA just isn’t working out. The only way to improve the league while keeping its name intact is to change the W
