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“Does Jennifer know?!”
–Alex Rodriguez, on the T-Wolves being at the top of the Conference standings
“Everyone I’m playing with now is too young to remember Digimon. It’s like, man, what are we even supposed to talk about?”
–Vince Carter, on how he knew when to retire
“It’s more than just basketball. I’m preparing these kids for the afterlife. Compared to a few seasons with me, Hell will be a cake walk.”
–Mike “Coach K” Krzyzewski, on his coaching philosophy
Breaking: As Part Of Caitlin Clark’s Deal With Ice Cube She Can Now Say All The Lyrics To ‘Fuck The Police’
“Female Bobby Knight” Smashes Glass Ceiling With Chair
Move over Pat Summit, there’s a new female NCAA coach on the scene that’s not only making waves with her victories, but leaving a trail of destroyed furniture and physical
Heartwarming: NBA Contact Tracing Is Revealing That All NBA Players Are Best Friends With Each Other And Hang Out All The Time
The COVID-19 pandemic has forced millions of friends and family to isolate themselves from one another, but that hasn’t stopped professional athletes from defying the odds and getting even closer.
Villanova, Gonzaga, And Other Gibberish Words We Accept As A Society In March
Can someone please clue me in? It’s March, and I once again find myself baffled by my coworkers using gibberish words like ‘Villanova’ and ‘Gonzaga’ that society just seems to
If We Let College Athletes Get Paid Now, Won’t They Just Ask For Dignity Later?
It’s been a hot topic of debate for many years: should college athletes be paid? As a prominent booster for the distinguished University of Vanderbilt football program, this is something
Holy Fuck: No. 9 See Beats No. 8 Seed
It’s only the first fucking weekend and we already have our ‘oh fuck’ moment of this in-fucking-sane tournament after nine seed Oklahoma State’s fucking monumental upset over eight seed Oklahoma.
Mid-Major Shocks Nation By Winning Their Parents’ Respect
There’s always a Cinderella story in March. This year, an incredible mid-major team shocked the nation by rallying in the first round of March Madness to lose their game, but
Minnesota Timberwolves Add Premium Seating Section Facing Away From Court
Citing a desire to improve the fan experience at the newly renovated Target Center, the Minnesota Timberwolves announced Thursday that they have installed a new premium seating section facing away
The Next Zion Williamson? This 5-Star Recruit Just Received His First Bribe
A 6’6” forward with a 45-inch vertical, high school junior Jeremiah Rooks is starting to generate serious buzz as the next Zion Williamson after receiving a $50,000 bribe from a
