Holy Fuck: No. 9 See Beats No. 8 Seed

It’s only the first fucking weekend and we already have our ‘oh fuck’ moment of this in-fucking-sane tournament after nine seed Oklahoma State’s fucking monumental upset over eight seed Oklahoma. 

A nine seed taking down an eight seed is a fucking rarity, only happening about 49% of the fucking time, which explains why the fuck half the experts were so fucking wrong on this epic fucking upset. “I did not see this coming, I had Oklahoma in my bracket,” explained bracketologist Jason O’Brien. 

This fucking upset is intensified by the brain-fucking fact that Oklahoma and Oklahoma State came into the matchup with identical fucking records, the exact fucking same points per game, and matching birth marks they’ve all kept a fucking secret their whole lives. Fuck me, they’ve already fucking played each other twice this fuckity-fuck season. 

In the first matchup, fucking Oklahoma State pulled a surprise fuck coming out of no fucking where to upset the fucking higher ranked (at the fucking time) Oklahoma and overtaking them in the fucking national rankings in the fucking process. Which led to fucking Oklahoma returning the fucking favor with an upset two fucking weeks later. THAT IS A FUCK-TON OF UPSETS!!! 

Some claim they weren’t as fucking shocked by this momentous fucking upset, “I knew we could do this! No one believed in us, they saw us as underdogs, but we knew we could beat them. We’re here to win it all,” said Tim York some fucking guy on fucking twitter who is winning his fucking office march madness pool because he fucking guessed right on fucking Oklahoma State. 

Fucking Update: In a fucking crazy fucking turn of fucking events another fucking nine seed fucking upset a fucking eight seed later in the fucking day! TWO FUCKING ONCE-IN-A-FUCKING-LIFETIME FUCKING UPSETS IN ONE FUCKING DAY!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!!