BASKETBALL

After years of interspecies cross-fertilization, basketball geneticists announced Friday that they’ve successfully bred Wilson basketballs with Gatorade Frost.  The drink-ball zygote marks the single greatest leap forward in the field

In what many are calling an unprecedented win for the Pepsi brand, Dallas, Texas, resident and diehard RC Cola drinker Randy Tavarez announced that Pepsi’s famous Halftime show had thoroughly

James Dolan accepted the “New York Knicks Owner of The Year Award” last night in a lavish ceremony at Madison Square Garden hosted by James Dolan, and attended by employees

Feminism scored a big win this week when the NBA announced female referees will finally be permitted to rig games, just as their male counterparts have been doing for decades.

Steph Curry, with his smoove shooting form and boyish good looks, could be considered the greatest basketball player of all time, assuming that this is based on aesthetics, and aesthetics

Last Friday, Theresa and Frank Saunders’ wish came true. A beautiful baby boy was delivered on their front stoop by none other than a New Orleans Pelican. The couple, who

NBA Hall of Fame inductee Reggie Miller is known for bringing a high level of excitement in everything he does, whether it’s his play on the court or his excitable

Could there be any better news today? Nearly 14 months after global events forced an abrupt season finale where Golf told close pals Tennis and Billiards that she was pregnant