BASKETBALL
“Everyone I’m playing with now is too young to remember Digimon. It’s like, man, what are we even supposed to talk about?”
–Vince Carter, on how he knew when to retire
“It’s more than just basketball. I’m preparing these kids for the afterlife. Compared to a few seasons with me, Hell will be a cake walk.”
–Mike “Coach K” Krzyzewski, on his coaching philosophy
“The Warriors may be light years ahead of everybody else, but I’m three hours ahead of the Warriors.”
–Kevin Durant, on why he moved to the Eastern Time Zone
Breaking: Toronto Raptors Hire Underage Cheerleader So Drake Will Leave Them Alone After Games
LeBron’s 10 Best Dunks Described Because We Couldn’t Get The Footage
We rank his ten best, with words since we couldn’t get the footage. The Akron Amazer As a senior in high school, LeBron amazed fans with a dunk that saw
Not Again: Shaq Eats Entire Little League Team
Cue the sports blooper reel! Looks like yet another Shaq snack-attack hit Florida’s Youth Baseball program this week. Starstruck onlookers at an Orlando Little League game confirm The Big Shamrock
Durant Graciously Credits Teammates For Nets’ Big Loss
After a disappointing loss to the Milwaukee Bucks, humble Brooklyn Nets superstar Kevin Durant graciously credited all of his teammates for the 113-101 defeat. Durant took it upon himself to
Saudi Women’s Basketball League Forbids Players From Driving To The Basket
The Saudi Arabian Women’s Basketball League has taken a revolutionary step by forbidding all of its players from driving to the basket. Many great basketball minds across the world have
Destined For Failure? This NBA Team Is The Knicks
Anxiously pouring over the countless files that covered his desk, the realization that a team could be destined for failure confounded NBA historian Herb Redman, who points to the one
“Female Bobby Knight” Smashes Glass Ceiling With Chair
Move over Pat Summit, there’s a new female NCAA coach on the scene that’s not only making waves with her victories, but leaving a trail of destroyed furniture and physical
Heartwarming: NBA Contact Tracing Is Revealing That All NBA Players Are Best Friends With Each Other And Hang Out All The Time
The COVID-19 pandemic has forced millions of friends and family to isolate themselves from one another, but that hasn’t stopped professional athletes from defying the odds and getting even closer.
Villanova, Gonzaga, And Other Gibberish Words We Accept As A Society In March
Can someone please clue me in? It’s March, and I once again find myself baffled by my coworkers using gibberish words like ‘Villanova’ and ‘Gonzaga’ that society just seems to