Opinion: Oh, You Support Women’s Sports? Name All 48 WNBA Teams

With the influx of new so-called “fans” watching the WNBA, we’ve been challenged as WNBA loyalists, to weed out the bandwagoners from the true believers. Do YOU even care about women in the same way, we, a group of certified lady basketball lovers, do? Sure, you know Caitlin Clark and maybe esteemed retired baller Sue Fowl, but can YOU prove your true fandom and name all 48 WNBA teams?

Allow us to educate you, noob. Try to pay attention so you don’t look foolish at your next male feminists’ gathering (if you’re even man enough to go to those).

 

First, the HILLARY CLINTON Conference:

 

Denver Nuggettes

Louisville Horse Girls

Omaha Traveling Sisterhood Pants

Harlem High Heels

Portland Ponytails

Atlanta Little Ladies

Columbus Chick Flicks

New York Fightin’ Bader Ginsburgs

Carolina The Notebooks

Toronto Celine Dion

Baltimore Brunch

Boston Lady Celtics

Cleveland CavHERliers

Saskatchewan Rough Ridehers

Utah Sister Wives

Houston Homemakers

Toledo Hula Hoop Skirts

Phoenix Lipstick (north side of Phoenix)

Manhattan Carrie Bradshaws

Minnesota Side Parts

Maryland Mom Jeans

Kansas City Crop Tops

DC Washington Girl Dolls

Los Angeles Libras

 

And in the AMELIA EARHART Conference:

 

Buffalo Jills

Nashville Swifties

Chicago Glass Ceilings

Tacoma Scrunchies

Seattle Sweetgreens

Iowa Yoga Pants

Oakland Annie Oaklies

Sacramento 79 Cents To The Dollar

South Beach Diet

Texas Heartbeats

New York Gossip Girls

New Jersey Nail Polish

Raleigh Rom Coms

Green Bay I’m Cold

Vancouver Mammographies

Phoenix Lipstick (south side of Phoenix)

Pittsburgh Pumps

Philadelphia Women Convicts

Connecticut Cleanse

Tennessee Tik Toks

Corpus Christi Girl Beer

Brazil Waxes

Indiana Fever

Charlotte Hornets

 

Hopefully all you Josie-come-latelies stick around the whole season, and not just for The WNBA’s acclaimed Stanley Tumbler Finals.