Minnesota Timberwolves Add Premium Seating Section Facing Away From Court

Citing a desire to improve the fan experience at the newly renovated Target Center, the Minnesota Timberwolves announced Thursday that they have installed a new premium seating section facing away from the court, giving fans unprecedented sightlines into everything else unfolding during the game.

“We are always looking to innovate and bring our fans closer to the arena’s other attractions, like our re-imagined raftors, which fans will recognize by its lack of retired jerseys and championship banners,” said AEG spokesperson Nico Parsons, adding that the section will be courtside to give “fans an unparalleled experience at observing the crowd and vendors from the best spot in the arena.”

Lucky fans who can afford the high-value seating say they are thrilled by the opportunity to attend games without needing to endure watching the Timberwolves play basketball.

“There’s simply no better way to experience Timberwolves basketball than while seated in a padded leather seat, facing away from the court, and peering into the suites to see if any other games are being broadcasted,” said season ticket holder Tyler Burnett. “If I happen to miss anything during the game, I can just check the highlights on my phone or yell up at the crowd.”

According to Parsons, pending the fan response to this improvement, the venue is considering outfitting every seat with VR headsets to allow fans to experience the game as if they were at home and relaxing on the couch.