John Stockton And Karl Malone Get Together To Reminisce About Losing

Utah Jazz Hall of Famers John Stockton and Karl Malone were seen hanging out at Vivint Smart Home Arena yesterday, reportedly reminiscing about the many successful years they spent losing important basketball games together.

The pair were spotted in the bleachers laughing about the fact that Malone’s ‘89 season, during which he averaged an eye-popping 31 points and 11 rebounds, was the very same in which their team suffered a humiliating first-round playoff exit at the hands of a pre-Barkley Suns team.

Pausing periodically to stare off into the distance and sigh, the pair traded memories ranging from the night Stockton dropped 28 assists during the wasted ’91 season, to the two times Michael Jordan and the Bulls crushed their lifelong hopes and dreams by defeating them in the NBA Finals.

Stockton and Malone, who combined to make 24 meaningless All Star games, ended their trip down memory lane with a hug, promising to get together again soon as they still need to catch each other up on the pathetic losers their children have become.