This Doctor Just Told Michael Jordan He Couldn’t Live Past 150 And MJ Is Pissed

Michael Jordan, storming out of his doctor’s office, was furious at the news given to him. His doctor, clearly unaware of what Jordan has accomplished, told the six time champion he would never reach the age of 150.

“No one thought I could win three championships in a row, and then I did it twice,” Jordan said, still ranting to his personal trainer while doing intense living-training. Jordan was reportedly so confident in his not dying skills, he put down $10 million dollars he’d live to 150. 

“It’s idiots like that doctor who thought I couldn’t beat Detroit. I’ll beat Isiah Thomas…now I’ll beat age itself,” Jordan said later in a press release. Jordan also met with Phil Jackson to draw up a system for a Triangle Life Offense. 

Believed to be the first time anyone had mentioned the concept of Michael Jordan being mortal; up to this point, MJ had always thought death happened to the weak. 

Jordan later turned to research finding the oldest living person in the world, and immediately challenged 105 year old Ruth Bozeman to a game of Mortality 1 on 1. Jordan came out successful, proclaiming himself stronger than death, and mocked Ruth’s “weak ass death defense.”