2K Custom Player Becomes First Green-Haired Seven-Footer To Average 70 Points Per Game

In only his ninth day since coming into existence, NBA 2k20 custom player Charles Dunxalot III has become the first green-haired seven-footer to average 70 points per game, achieving the feat in his rookie season no less. Drafted in the first round by the Charlotte Hornets, the oversized point guard instantly transformed the perennial losers into title contenders. 

“No one had even heard of this guy until last week—then suddenly, bam, he’s the greatest player of all time,” said James Harden in a newly animated cut-scene. 

Many fans attribute Dunxalot III’s success to his 11-foot wingspan and long, claw-like hands, while others say it’s due to his maxed-out physical and talent ratings. 

Weighing 394 pounds and standing at 8-feet tall if you count his afro, Charles already has an offer from Nike to create his own line of behemoth clown shoes. Many in the league are reportedly jealous of the new star, saying that his body breaks the laws of physics and claiming that his user paid money to give him more attribute points.

Unfortunately, the young star’s career came to a tragic end when his file was corrupted after dad accidentally turned the Xbox off mid-save.