Man Finally Able To Focus On Fantasy Team Now That Divorce Finalized

 After failing to qualify for the fantasy playoffs for the fourth consecutive year, 33-year-old James Sullivan believes he will be able to spend significantly more time focusing on his fantasy team after his divorce was finalized this week.

“Entering into a holy union between football fans is the single most important commitment someone can make, and having a wife for so long made it easy for me to neglect those vows,” Sullivan said, adding that he hit rock bottom ten months ago during the child custody hearing when news broke that his starting quarterback tore both ACLs a week after the trade deadline.

“I lost everything I worked so hard for because of my wife and child, but with some therapy from ESPN’s most trusted analysts, I will renew my commitment to Tyreek Hill, Ben Roethlisberger, and Kareem Hunt and be the best general manager I can be,” he added.

Sullivan has reportedly put last season’s marriage behind him by creating multiple online dating profiles that describe him as “a guy who’s just ready to settle down” between this year’s trade deadline and next year’s fantasy draft.