Get Ready To Scream And Eat: Football Is Back

FOOTBALL IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

When you open your bag of chips, if you don’t rip the bag open by grabbing one end of the bag with your teeth and other with your hand, GET OUT OF MY FACE!!!

ULTIMATE!!!!

I’m naked dancing in the hallway eating Buffalo Chicken Dip while I wait for my Deshaun Watson jersey to finish in the dryer!!!!

YOU! ME! foot…. ball…….

NO!!!! IT’S PRONOUNCED FOOOOTTTTTTTT-BALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

I’m yelling in the mirror, “REF! WHAT WAS THAT!!!???” practicing for the game when my team gets called for holding.

IT’S GETTING SERIOUS!!!!

I live for football! I’m only alive for 5 months out of the year!!!!

HUT! HUT!

I told all my neighbors, football is back! I told them all at the same time by opening my bedroom window and YELL…

FOOTBALL IS BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!